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    February 22

    Congratz

    And the Winner is
     
    Slumdog Millionaire
     
    nominated  for 10 Awards
    and got  8
     
     
    Congrats to
    INDIA
     
     
    iF U LIKE TO SEE THE TRAILER?
     
    Music link
     
     
    June 07

    European Football championship

    The  Eurpean football championship  2008
     
    The games started at 6 PM  our time this  evening with a big show..well  to be honest  it WAS not my thing
    a lil bit old fashion.But as i say.... its my opinion
    The stadium was filled  with red dressed fans from swiss team.The  first  game is Swiss- Tsechie.
    Belgium is not in the games.
    As u all know i work in the Netherlands and as i have to stay friends wth my colleagues i will  support for the Netherlands.
    Orange orange  everywhere  Even the oranges aRE ORANGE..
    They play next monday against Italy.It will be a hard game.
    I know that Italy will win..but i support for the underdog.The Netherlands
    here a PIC  OF THE Orange madness
                                                                                                   EK-spel 
     
     
     
    When I got home from work  last night, my spouse demanded  
    that I take her out to some place  expensive...................    
       
    So I took her to a Petrol  station !!!!!!!  
     
                                                                                                           
     
    July 25

    Man jokes Only for women LOL

    Adrian   This is my reaction on ur  women  quots  .......

    Man Jokes

    How does a man show that
    he is planning for the future?
     

    He buys two cases of beer. 

    Why are blonde jokes so short?

    So that men can remember them.
     

    How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes? 

     Both of them.

    Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 

    They don't stop and ask for directions.

    How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?  

    We don't know;
    it has never happened. 

    What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 

    A widow.

    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and  good looking?

    They already have boyfriends.

    What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?     

    They're married. 

    Why are married women heavier than single women?

    Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 

    Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God says:
    "So you would love her."
     
    "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
    God says:
    "So she would love you."
     

     
    May 10

    Buddha's lost children

     
    Director  Mark Verkerk(Dutch guy)  stayed a year in the heart of the "Golden Triangle" to make this moving and touching movie.
     
    Excellent documentary about a man, Phra Kru Ba Neua Chai, that used to be a professional Thai kick boxer, but did not find the career rewarding and became a Thai Buddhist monk instead. After a close friend of his dies he realizes his kick boxing career is not truly fulfilling so he abruptly stops his professional career and starts meditating to learn what it is he should be doing with his life. He decides on becoming a monk and opens a monastery high up in the hills along the Thai Burma border. This monastery is called Golden Horse Monastery and becomes a safe haven for orphaned boys from the surrounding villages. Many of these villages are along the route of drug smugglers so the villagers are often abused and scared into helping the drug war lords. Phra Kru Ba uses his kick boxing experience to train the boys in his orphanage to defend themselves only if needed and to help build the boys self confidence. The monastery started receiving donated horses being saved from slaughter houses, so these are used as well to teach the boys equestrian skills and how to care for another living creature. The work of this one single monk is to be commended and the film does an excellent job of telling a great story without imposing any commentary. The monk is not a traditional monk, but he clearly states he is helping the boys first, and a monk second, so a mix of skills are used to teach the boys life lessons. I am sure some Buddhist monks would cringe at some of Phra Kru Ba's techniques; however I am just as sure that they are the right techniques needed in such a tough environment. He is teaching these young boys how to be responsible and respectful, most of which came to him with zero life skills. They are learning life lessons that they would not have received if left alone in their villages. Some boys only stay a few weeks and return home while other boys stay for years. Some boys decide to become novice monks and are taught how to meditate and care for each other. Each novice is given a horse to care for and each novice is also taught how to teach the newest novice. By being assigned the task of teaching the newest novice how to train and how to care for a horse they themselves are learning they have these skills. You can see the confidence grow within these boys in a very short window of time and it is a beautiful experience to witness. The stories that unfold in this documentary are heart warming and honest.
     
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    February 10

    Is this over the edge????

    I think  ts time for a lil joke......
    U know one day not laughed ..............Is a day not lived..
    (hmmmmmmmmm or was it loved)    whatever 
       
    Oke here i go
     
     
    One day   an elephant  meets a camel...
     
    The elephant asks the camel "...  Why are u wearing  ur  boobs on ur back.....
    Camel  laughs     and answers ....Ohhhh Such a stupid question  from somebody.  
    LOL............  whoes  wearing  his dick on his face .
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    July 29

    JoKe

    With all the misery in the world  I want to cheer u all up a bit
     
    Men????Dont know to handle a woman!!!!
    Here we go
     
     
    A woman of age   ...naked...... was looking to herself  in the mirror.... very critical.
    Than she said to her hubby........
     
    Sweet darling......Look    My hair is grey.......My brests are hanging.....my belly  OOHHHH  and my ass
    is sooooo fat     PLZ tell something   Positiv of me...
     
    Oh   my honnypon  He said........He   dont worry    Ur eyes are still oke......!!!!!!!!
    July 01

    Tagged again OMG

    Tagged...

     By Jayesh   For Gods sake its ma 2 time  But he his sweet guy  ..so here we go

     

    1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

    assault  charge  attack....

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

    a door 

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    FOOTBALL Game  Germany Argentine and i was almost dead of nerves 

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

    2.20 PM

    5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

    2.10 PM 

     6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Ticking of a clock 

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    Outside Being lazy laying down enjoying the sunshine 

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

    My computer, ofcourse 

    9. What are you wearing?

         Black bikini with 2 black butterflies  Of courseMy Logo 

    10. Did you dream last night?

    Im not gonna tell u ...haha some of ma space friends would be honoured 

    11. When did you last laugh? 

    This morning  Helping mu hubby shaving his legs

    His bike rider and he thinks he can ride faster without hair on his legs 

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 

    Paintings...mirror  ( a veryyyy large one)  

    13. Seen anything weird lately?

    well Lets see....Did  we use cam yesterday    ???????? 

     14. What do you think of this quiz?

    enjoying 

    15. What is the last film you saw?

    Da Vinci Code  ( and i did not enjoyed him...  soooo)

    16.If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy? 

    Some hospitals in poor countries.and some toy for lil kids.

    and for myself   well lets see  A  black cabrio with orange leather seats  

    17. Tell me something about you that I dunno. 

    I have very soft skin and burn like hell in the sun  

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    Ohh i have 2 things  May I????  Stop wars and everybody enough to eat . 

    19. Do you like to dance? 

    Yes I  like slow dance to soft music  Not that spastic shaking . 

     20. George Bush. 

    Can u remove question nr.20 PLZ  U would do the whole world a big favor                                                                                               

     21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her

    Svetlana 

    22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

    Fabrice 

    23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Yes Sri Lanka  My second home land 

    24. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

    Ur welcome ..... But none of ur friends are here....Hows that possible??

    25.  people who must also do this in their blog.

     I dont wanna force anybody.

    But Pooh  (Bahen)  would u  do me a favor dear

    Yes and of course Michiko

    He Michiko   U have a job to do here.

     

     

     

    May 05

    Michael Flatley

    Last night was the night
    The Celtic Tiger Michael Flatley performing The item was The irish history .The war,,the peace,,the fight,,,the hunger...the irish ppl who went to America to get a better life.....
    When we entered the "Sportpaleis" it was awesome ........Pictures, dvd T shirts.... gadgets....u know the stuff.....
    There were 10.000 ppl .. big crowd..We sat in the middle in front of the stage 13 row..
    so we had a splendid view .....couldnot be better

    Lights out Celtic music wow....spots on ....3D screen ...Beautiful backgrounds...and Mr Himself opened the night....What a power that man has.....Just one man dancing and keeping 10.000 ppl focused .... who can do that Besides the Pope...
    Than his crew came abt 26 dancers awesome beautiful ppl......Great choreography.
    The Irish dance is so beautiful They dont move their upper body even their ass...LOL
    Only their legs so Quickly......I tried once for 3 minutes with aerobic class...poooohh Im still sweating...even think abt it...
    It was not allowed to take pics this evening so i take some of his souvenir program brochure.
    The words of Michael

    you're out on stage, the music is blaring, the crowd is screaming The lights are flashing, your heart is pumping, the sweat is flying, and it's the greatest feeling in the whole world.

    The most impressive action that hit me was
    A tank was on the 3 D screen and came closer It was like it was coming to us.
    On the stage were dancers dancing ....the tank came closer,,closer..
    Than a big blast.....a big red light......and than lights off dark.....everybody yelled..
    It went automatically....
    well that gives u the shiffers........WOW (That was just a lil example of the sound of war)
    I can talk for hours but im gonna stop now and add some pics....They are not that clear But who cares Im not complaining....
    If ur interested to see some   of the stuff  

     www.celtictigerlive.com

    www.michaelflatley.com

    Enjoy ...







     

    April 26

    DiD u KnOw

     
    Difficult things to say     (On request   Gonna add BLUE,Green,Brown,and white
     
    I love u
    Im sorry
    Help me.
    Trust me
     
     
     
    Did u know tht PPL dressed in red are most self confident
     
    Did u know tht PPl dressed in yellow enjoy their beauty
     
    Did u know tht PPL dressed in black beg for some attention
     
    Did u know tht PPL dressed in blue are peacefull , confident and longing (for what  I dunno  ?)
     
    Did U know tht PPL dressed in green are very emotional, and correspondence with safety.
     
    Did U know tht PPL dressed in brown are very warm, feeling cozy and fertile....its the colour of the earth
     
    Did U know tht PPL dressed in white are innocent and are virgin LOL    I dont believe that   hehe
     
     
     
    Well i like to wear black.......Begging for attention LOL
    Whats urs???????????
     

    April 18

    Egg Experiment

    My hubby wanted to do an experiment.....He talked abt it already a whole week.
    well 2 day   was the day...
     
    U can throw a raw egg on a grass field with a lob....and the egg will stay in one piece.
     
    Well before we tried  i said to him if it doesnot work  .... U clean the mess.
     
    here we go.....a beautiful brown-- chicken disease free- egg went though the air....and indeed STAYED IN  ONE PIECE.
    U try this....But when there is a lil rock in the grass      U have a prob  
     
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    April 09

    ThE iTaLiAn WaY

      AN ITALIAN GOES TO MALTA.......   His story......


     

    One  day  I gonna  to  Malta  to a  big  hotel,  in  the  morning  I  go  down  to  eat  a  breakfast.  I  tell  the  waitress  that  I  want  two  pieces  of  toast.  She  brings  me  only  one  piece.  I  tell  her  "I  wanna  two  pieces".  She  say  "Go  to  the  toilet".  I  say  "you  don't  understand,  I wanna  two  pieces  on  my  plate".  She  say  to  me:  "you  better  not  piss  on  the  plate,  you  sonnawabitch".  I  do  not  even  know  this  lady  and  she  call  me  a  sonnawabitch  !!

    Later I  go  to  eat  at  a  bigger  restaurant.  The  waiter  brings  me  a  spoon  and  a  knife  but  no  fork.  I  tell  her  "I  wanna  a  fork"  and  she  tell  me:  "everyone  wanna  f@?k ".  I  tell   her  "you don't  understand  me...  I  wanna  fork  on  the  table".  She  say:  "you  better  not  f@?k  on  the  table  you  sonnawabitch" .

    So  I  go  back  to  my  room  in  my  hotel  and  there  is  no  sheets  on  the  bed.  I  call  the  manager  and  tell  him  "I  wanna  a  sheet".  he  tell  me  to  go  the  toilet.  I  say  "you  don't  understand  I  wanna  a  sheet  on  my  bed".  He  say: "you  better  not  shit  on  the  bed,  you  sonnawabitch".

    I  go  to  the  Check  out  and  the  man  at  the  desk  said  "peace  on  you",  and  I  say:  "Piss  on  you  too,  you  sonnawabicth".  I  gonna  back  to  Italy !

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    If Italian friends read this.

    Dont be offended  plz.....Just for fun hehehe

    April 05

    KiSs

    I put this entry as topic entertainment  LOL    JUST FOR FUN FRIENDS
    I would like...... that u honestly give an answer with ur comment
    1. Are you a good kisser?
      • Yes... if not, you can always improve
      • You think so, but it's up to the guy/girl to decide!
      • Absolutely. You're the best.
      • If you are comfortable, yes.
    2. What's the perfect scene for a memorable kiss?
      • A moonlit walk on the beach after a romantic date
      • A surprise kiss while going down a roller coaster
      • A private kiss next to a fire on a cold night
      • A spontaneous kiss from someone you weren't sure liked you
    3. How do you feel about making out in public?
      • Sure, why not?
      • No way. You would be up for a little kiss though.
      • It depends on the context, but probably not.
      • You usually aren't one for making out in public, but sometimes you get swept away.
    4. Do you kiss on the first date?
      • Sure, if you really connect with someone
      • More like the second or third date
      • No, you have to get to know the person fairly well
      • Almost always. You've got to take them on a test drive.
    5. What kind of kiss do you prefer?
      • A deep kiss you lose yourself in
      • A gentle, soulful kiss
      • A wild kiss with hands, tongues, and lips everywhere
      • A slow sensual kiss that lasts forever
    6. What kind of kiss would totally turn you off?
      • Kissing a stranger
      • A hesitant, quick kiss
      • An agressive kiss
      • A predictable, boring kiss

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    I will give my own answers

    1. 3

    2. 3

    3. 2

    4. 1

    5.  1,2,3,4,  all of them  LOL

    6.  1,2,3,4,   again all

     

     

    March 15

    ObSeRvAtIoN

    I  had a wonderful... joyfull day till now .......
    Had some good laughs during lunch break  
    We have some guys here ..wellll they can make ur day 
    (Telling dirty jokes  LOL)
      
     LIL Joke ( Not a dirty one ) Not in public....hehe
     
    Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.Correction  by Jitender...LOL   Its dr. John H.. Watson. THX J.
    They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.
    Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
    "Well, I see thousands of stars."
    And what does that mean to you?"
    "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
    "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
     
     
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    March 04

    24 hours

    24 HOURS
     
    Kiefer Sutherland    Mr Jack Bauer

    Kiefer made his first screen appearance in the film Max Dugan Returns at the age of 17, opposite his father Donald.

    Kiefer went on to star in landmark movies such as Young Guns with Charlie Sheen, Flatliners with Julia Roberts, Stand By Me with River Phoenix, The Lost Boys with Jason Patric, A Few Good Men with Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson and The Vanishing with Sandra Bullock.

    U know Kiefer was almost married to Julia Roberts   But just before marriage they broke up.

    24 hours  is exciting from the first minute in every episode...What started as a kind of fiction....is becoming

    reality...
    Remember the 9/11

    Terrorist attacks  and things like that.

    at the moment  they are writing a scenario for the movie 24 hours. Its gonna be  a mix of Bond,Mission impossible an Jack Bauer.

    I think im not gonna fall asleep with that kind of mix ..... LOL

     

     

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    March 01

    Michael Flatley

    • May 4  we are visiting the  Celtic Tiger show in Antwerp   12.000 dance/music lovers will be there  Im so excited already  Its an awesome dance performance..
    Its irish.....full of action..beautiful celltic music.
    Michael Flatley started this groups of dancers.. He trained his dancers himself    ...hard labour.....
    For years and years he was the lead dancer. 
    His shows were  going all around the world....Lord of the dance , Feet of flame....and River dance
    This Celtic Tiger show is without him as leading dancer. but he is still the power behind his showes.
     
    out of his biography:
     
    • "Everyone in the world will tell you, 'No, it can't be done.' Every time I hear that, I know I'm close to success."
    • "I can go back to when I was six years old. I was always getting in trouble for dreaming, and the things I got in trouble for dreaming then are the things I'm doing today."
    • "I love the flute because it's the one instrument in the world where you can feel your own breath. I can feel my breath with my fingers. It's as if I'm speaking from my soul; when I'm making a note, it's the closest thing to singing to me."
    • "To tell the truth, I think I could do anything on stage, but dance happens to be my medium. It's bliss. It's what I came to this planet for."
    • "Life isn't about the number of times you're knocked down, it's about the number of times you get back up."
    • "I believe in myself, believe in everything that's positive, so I don't let any negative energy come into my life to the best of my ability -- that's the best way to carry on. There are no limitations, no rules. If you believe it, you can do it. You can do anything . . . Nothing is impossible."
    • "You're out on stage, the music is blaring, the crowd is screaming, the lights are flashing, your heart is pumping, the sweat is flying, and it's the greatest feeling in the whole world."

     

    "Think of the thing that gives you goose bumps, then do it!"

     
    These last quote   its the most.....wonderfull one.....
     
     
     
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    December 12

    Story abt Adam and Eve

    A family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve.
    The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs.
    She asked what he was doing.
    He said, "I counted these things 3 times now. Ma ! I think I'm having a wife."
     

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

     any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    September 08

    Joke

    This one is from my colleague Nancy .
     
    A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
     
    "'Emma come first.. Den I come...Den  two  asses come together.. I come once-a-more.
    Two asses, they come together again.  I come again and pee twice. Than I come one lasta  time. "
     
    "U foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk abt our sex-lives in public!!!"
     
    "Hey, coola down lady"said the man. "Who talking abt a sexa???
    I'm justa tellin'my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".
     
     
     
    July 22

    Living in 2005

     
    Got this from a friend,had to translate this in english .
     
    U know ur living in 2005 when :
     
    1. u accidentally keyed in ur pin-code on ur magnetron
    2. U playd cards without real cards for years
    3. u got 15 phone numers of a family with 3 persons
    4. u send an e-mail to a person who sits beside u
    5. u dont have contact ur old friends,coz u lost their e.mail adress
    6. ur coming home and still answer the phone with ur working voice
    7. ur still dialing 0 if ur calling from home
    8. ur working for 4 years behind the same desk for 3 different companies.
    10.Ur boss cant do ur job
    11.ur calling ur family to ask if their home, while ur on ur drive way
    12.all advertising on tv has internet adresses
    13. ur leaving home without mobile , u did not had that in 10 years, Ur in panic and return home to pick him up
    14.first thing u do when u wake up, is going on line, even before u get ur first coffee
    15.u put a smile on his side to smile
    16.u read this, and think Yes, and u smile
    17. ur to busy not to notice there is no numer 9 in this story
    18. ur effectively scroll up to check is theres really no nr 9.
    19. Ur laughing now..
     
     
     
    July 19

    Annoying telephone calls

     
    I really had it 2 day with a phone call.
     
     
    Had to phone some official institute.
     
    Got the reception
    First i was put on hold coz every phone was occupied.
     
    Wanna call  MR A.  Okay
    Ill put u through
    Waited.  Got some one different.   Mr A. is on holiday. Okay
    Ill give u Mr B.  his replacer  Okay
    Ill put u through
    Waited.Got some one diff. Mr B. is not here. has meeting  Okay
    But ill give U mrs. C. she will help u
    She said  Sorry  dont know nothing abt this issue.
    Im gonna give U back to Mr.A
     
    I said sorry  I will call back  when HE IS BACK FROM HOLIDAY!!!!!!
     
    Lil attatchment     This phone call costs 3 eurocent a minut.
    Happy its for my bosses account